...in a post-coital fug
His arse still puckering
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:47, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

POTD

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Maybe that's why he wrote my number down wrong
He was so tight I could barely enunciate while I was climaxing.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:48, Reply)

You could have "Zorro-ed" it on the wall in shitty spunk

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:50, Reply)

"Zorro-ing" sort of worked because its namesake could execute it with three quick strokes of his sword.
(fnar fnar)

It wouldn't have looked quite so impressive if he'd had to take enough time and precision to scratch a nine-digit number across the same surface, perhaps with an awkard,
"Hang on, hang on, I've almost finished...what do you mean, you need the international dialling code as well?"
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:53, Reply)

Can't do, won't try

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:05, Reply)