Mel B was the only one ever worth more than a curiosity wank.
You're clearly a paedo.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:56, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

That ghastly northern lass with the big gob?
I don't think it washes.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:58, Reply)

Another paedo.
Let's just call this the "put your hands up if you're a paedo" thread.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:00, Reply)

I'm pretty sure that all of the Spice Girls were (and indeed continue to be) older than me.
Even paedo-fodder, so-called "Baby" Spice has about seven months on me.
Without unfettered access to my hard drive you will struggle to make your accusation stick.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:06, Reply)

^protesting too much^

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:07, Reply)

I DIDN'T TOUCH THOSE KIDS!!! ALRIGHT???

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:15, Reply)

surely you put the individual pictures on slideshow with a 10 sec delay
and go for the ultimate dangerwank?

I mean, imagine if you hit the vinegars on posh. IMAGINE.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:00, Reply)

I'd just pretend she'd burst in while I was doing David.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:02, Reply)

oh, well played.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 10:04, Reply)