I love the dna analysis that flashes up loads of pictures and then stops on the suspect
Because everything is one big integrated system that works instantly.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:38, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I love the fact that they can do a DNA profile in minutes
Some fucking epic PCR machines they've got, obviously.

I've also never ever seen one of their HPLCs produce a trace which is just a hundred overlapping peaks in a mess, so I can only conclude every single HPLC I've ever used must be broken.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:41, Reply)

"I want a rush on that blood stain"
"So, you want the profile generated by tomorrow afternoon and any matches by the following morning? You're dreaming mate."
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:42, Reply)

"I've analysed it and it's definitely probably blood"
"now fuck off"

CSI: Swindon
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:53, Reply)

Oh god, the PCR thing really fucks me off.

(berk, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:43, Reply)

It's brilliant, isn't it.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 13:48, Reply)