1) No. I've run out of interesting stories.

2) Severely doubt it. Most of the grandstanding from the US and Iran is bluster, America couldn't stand another Desert War without seriously alienating the people, and Iran just wouldn't be able to cope with a war.

3) Madonna is a massive turd. She's all coiled and springy, like a Spaniel that ate some rubber bands and a fizzy, beery curry. Filth.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:51, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I totally would though.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:52, Reply)

Who wouldn't?!
Just to get closer to Sean Penn *swoons*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 10:54, Reply)

It wouldn't be nice though. I'd really hurt her.
In a bad way.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:05, Reply)

I don't think you'd have a chance
you'd be trussed up in a trice with those red Kaballah bands, and then she'd descend from the ceiling like a massive spider and drink your blood
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 1 Feb 2012, 11:50, Reply)