Hero

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:17, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

is this a standard sex lies case?

(PsychoChomp, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:19, Reply)

Yeah
He wanted to fit in with the sex people and tell a sex story, but he forgot he's only meant to be 12 and said his mate got caught in bed with his birds younger sister, then ninja'd it to 'twin sister' when he realised it was evidently either lies or more noncery.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:20, Reply)

Fair enough,
open and shut. I'll be filling the board with them next week, travelodge girl is coming down tomorrow.
(PsychoChomp, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:22, Reply)

to yer house?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:23, Reply)

Yep,
*should really tidy up*
(PsychoChomp, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:24, Reply)

What time's she coming?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:25, Reply)

about 4, depending on snow etc.

(PsychoChomp, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:25, Reply)

Oh you'll have loads of time.
No point changing the bedding til tomorrow as you'll sleep in it tonight anyway, then it's a case of dishes, bog, clean sweep, kitchen floor and Hoover. Plenty of time.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:28, Reply)

Aye, it'll be fine, as long as I don't sleep in.
Which means I should go to bed at a reasonable hour tonight.
(PsychoChomp, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:33, Reply)

My eyes are rolling now tbh
Won't be long before nappage
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:36, Reply)

He was caught in her arsehole, not her bed.

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:23, Reply)

Shut up Spartacus

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:23, Reply)