I wrote a letter to the Daily Express asking them to print more stories about Diana
And then I wrote to the Daily Mail insisting that their views weren't biggotted enough.
And then I wrote to the Sunday Sport telling them there weren't enough boobs in their newspaper and they should stop printing such serious news stories, some of us just want to have a laugh once in a while.
And then I wrote to the Daily Mirror to let them know they're just The Sun but without Page 3 so they're pretty pointless as newspapers go.
And then I went to a casino and won £1million on Black Jack and drove home in my Honda Accord to have sex with the supermodels I met there, but not until I'd fought my way out using my ninja skills cos I'd been spotted card counting

What? This is all true! Ask my mum
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 3:48, Reply)