Well imagine some different ones then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:17, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I've got better things to think about

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:18, Reply)

I've not quite gone to bed yet
Are you saying that Cavy is a lezzy?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:19, Reply)

No, she's quite active. She goes to the gym, LARPs and does archery.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:20, Reply)

Doesn't stop her being a clam nosher though, does it?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:22, Reply)

i think you missed
the clever deliberate misunderstanding
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:23, Reply)

This is quite true.
I'm sure Cavy will confirm.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:23, Reply)

nope, no clam jousting for me
Which is just as well, I have a hard enough time attracting the menfolk
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:24, Reply)

There's a terrible gulf, isn't there?
There must be so many women in driving/staggering distance waiting for my own brand of sexual incontinence.

Maybe a "My Desperation Shag" website is called for.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:36, Reply)

I spikki wit nortern accent
LEZZY.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:24, Reply)