I am permanently impoverished paying the cunt back
but I am much happier for it. I could have had the op on the NHS - eventually - but I would have had to get much worse than I was and I was fucked off with having to a) wait and b) get worse so I went private.
(berk, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:48, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Did they give you the full penetrable twat or just lop off your fiddle and prunes?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:50, Reply)

If she had a sex change, then why would she have to 'wait for it to get worst' ?
It's not like you can wake up in the morning in a daze, go to the toilet as usual, look down and think "AGHHH FUCK, I HAVE EVEN _MORE_ PENIS NOW ! DAMN IT, ITS GETTING WORST"
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:57, Reply)

You've had surgery to fix your insides, I've had surgery to fix my insides, we've had surgery to fix our insides..... *sigh*.... so much in common.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:55, Reply)

i just gazzed her saying
GO OUT WITH GONZO, TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM

no need to tahnk me
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:56, Reply)

I like to think that nobody would have to "take one for the team" to be with me, that I'm alright enough for someone to wanna be with me.
Or maybe they can 'take one for the team' to begin with, and then get hooked. A bit like how drug dealers lace weed with smack to get people on the ball.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:03, Reply)

thats what i was going for
it'll be like pretty woman, the first ones just a job but then you'll rescue her from prostituion and it'll be ok
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:08, Reply)

Keep em in a permanent daze of morphine and methadone, with a weekly monitored phone call home

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:10, Reply)