Oh, you're no fun.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 22:03, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

There have been moments
If you'd like a funny one - St. Petersburg, Florida, a long time ago.

Got chatting to the singer in the band at the bar I was drinking in. She said - "where are you staying?" in a "I'm coming back with you" way but I couldn't for the life of me remember the name of the hotel except that it was pink.

So we got a taxi round all the pink painted hotels in St Petersburg until we found mine.

The sex was alcohol afflicted.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 22:13, Reply)

Hahaha.
Good job you weren't in Brighton. You'd have been in that taxi all night.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 22:21, Reply)

There was a night in Baton Rouge, Louisiana
When at exactly the moment the bloke who was trying to pull me realised I was straight, I realised I was in a gay bar.

One of the best nights of my life.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 22:32, Reply)