says the man who got divorced by his first bird
and now clings like a lovesick puppy to the second, panting ONLINE about his terror of being alone every two minutes?

smooth.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:01, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

haha waht? my wife died in a car accident you insensitive git
not really, imagine if that were true, omg i bet you'd have felt bad there for a minute
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:02, Reply)

as if
i'd have thanked god that it happened before you could breed. i mean, she was stupid enough to marry you. so her genes weren't worth passing on.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:04, Reply)

totally harsh dude
no need to get twisted cos no-ones ever loved you enough
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:09, Reply)

enough to divorce me?
sweet.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:09, Reply)

I'M GETTING VERY ANGRY THAT I'M ARGUING WITHA A RETARD

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:10, Reply)

that says much more about you than it does about me
look, i've seen your pic. i know you're just glad you found one woman to sleep with you, even if she did then get bored with you and divorce you.

of course, i am still worried about what you did to her guide dog.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:13, Reply)

Who do you think sasha is? Woof

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:14, Reply)

dunno
possibly a work of fiction made up by a burger-flipping spastic in an effort to pretend he has a real job.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:20, Reply)

i'm not doing this anymore, i don't like playing with you
your not very good at it and its upsetting me
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:21, Reply)

is that what your wife said when she divorced you?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:26, Reply)

:(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:27, Reply)

i was quite pleased with that ZING

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:29, Reply)

oh fer fucks sake

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:19, Reply)

A whole minute?
I doubt it.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:04, Reply)

well i doubt you'd have been counting but yeah maybe just a sec or two, amybe more i dunno
i've never seen a physical representation of rachelswipe's moral compass
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:10, Reply)