It's called "sugar".
It costs about a quid a kilo and is soluble in tap water.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:04, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I don't think they have tap water in rswipe's bit of london.
At least, not unless the taps are gold. So I've heard.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:05, Reply)

gold?
how would that go with my tasteful grey/wood/chocolate brown suede/glass kitchen?

platinum darling.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:08, Reply)

dear lord, what would you make out of suede in a kitchen?
Anyone would think you'd had it decorated for looking good rather than for actually cooking in.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:17, Reply)

er, chairs??
it's quite big for a kitchen in a flat, about 15' by 15', so i have a glass dining table and suede chairs at one side.

is that ok?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:19, Reply)

My missus bought suede chairs.
We have children. She's an idiot.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:21, Reply)

oh dear
i don't even own an child, and i still didn't get the pretty cream suede ones for this exact reason.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:22, Reply)

don't get me wrong, i don't believe all the shit about electrolytes and rehydrating
i just like the taste of it after 30 mins running for 37 cals and no diet coke.

but i haven't drunk anything other than evian since new year (apart from two cheeky vodkas). i'm so fucking bored of evian.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:06, Reply)

Christ.
This is why Londoners should all die.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:07, Reply)

london tap water mings hard though
i happily drink tap water when i'm home in cheshire
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:08, Reply)

Cheshire mostly drinks welsh water which is also what goes into those 9 pence bottles of own-brand supermarket "still water".
But hey ... if you want to pay through the nose to drink half-filtered medieval frenchman's piss then you go right ahead.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:09, Reply)

it's still better than the unfiltered piss which is london tap water

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:10, Reply)

tap water is better filtered than any mineral water on the market
except Dansai or whatever the fuck it's called, or tesco value mineral water, which are both tap water.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:13, Reply)

on this, my sweet,
as on so many other things, we must agree to disagree!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:20, Reply)

well, I wouldn't disagree over that
it's scientific fact. you can argue that bottled water tastes better, of course, but tap water is definitely better filtered.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:28, Reply)

oh
so what makes it taste better then - because it definitely does, you've lived in london!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:35, Reply)

No diggedy.
And Burger Kind is better than McDonalds. They're both still shit.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:14, Reply)

YES I MEAN BURGER KIND

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:20, Reply)

you got the shit bit right
that's the important bit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:21, Reply)