You could both compare how cool your body modifications are, with links and shit

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 17:40, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Why are you so angry?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 17:40, Reply)

Rory, Dick
Dick, Rory

*childish giggles*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 17:42, Reply)

Soz, I just don't really like all this tattoo and piercing lark, but if you dare mention that every tat that you've ever seen has been fucking shit
, and in most instance is a handy limiter to any career progression you get waaaaah waaaaaaah HOW DARE YOU ITS A LIFESTYLE CHOICE YOU JUST WOULDNT UNDERSTAND MAN ITS A CHART OF ALL THE MEANINGFUL THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED IN MY LIFE
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 17:45, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7449855
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 17:50, Reply)

Each to their own man, I don't like piercings at all but hey ho old thing live and let live.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 17:51, Reply)

It made me physically sick down the shop today, some fat biffer had 'mum' on one hand and 'dad' on the other in all swirling calligraphy
I'd never have guessed she were off a cauuncil estate otherwise
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 17:54, Reply)

The only good think about chattoos (chav tattoos) is they make the decent ones look ace.
I remember when I was getting my arm done last year on one sitting I was sat opposite an old granny chav slag who was getting lambert and butler tattooed on her arm.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 18:02, Reply)

Did you get her number?
Sounds like my kind of lady.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 18:07, Reply)

sHE WAS WEARING VELOUR!!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 18:12, Reply)

Good
When I get bored I'll just bung a bolt through her neck and use her doubtless voluminous garb to re-cover my sofa.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 18:14, Reply)

You'd be angry if you were 35 and still a virgin.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 17:45, Reply)

I thought you were 42?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 17:48, Reply)

41, but I'm not angry.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 18:12, Reply)