I shat myself in class once.
I'm not exactly ashamed, I was only 5. If anything I'm proud I managed to hide it until home time.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:47, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

to save anyone else the bother
5 +35
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:49, Reply)

When I was at primary school
I let out an ‘SBD’ so hideous in its stench that the headmistress cast her beady eye around the class and uttered the immortal

‘I think somebody needs the lavatory’

One of my proudest moments ever. To cap it all, I also covered my tracks by blaming the boy next to me – who was then bullied for shitting himself for the next two years.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:50, Reply)

Impressive, most impressive

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:51, Reply)

It smelled like a rotting badger

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:53, Reply)

And now you own a shop providing theatrical costumes to the west end.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 12:56, Reply)