That's the half way mark for what I consider a really good innings.
Oh lordy, just had a thought, another 4-5 years and I'll be at Dad's half way mark.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 21:34, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

How did your date go?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 21:37, Reply)

They say third time's the charm, so this saturday it's gonna be a smasher.
She had a migrain on saturday and on sunday my guts were playing up (plus I realised I barely have enough cash to get into work 'till I get paid on tuesday night/wed morning... why the hell didn't I wait 'itll next week to get this vita thing? Keep in mind that I only paid £30 'cus I swapped stuff in.... gotta be honest though, it's a wicked toy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 21:40, Reply)

Well when you get paid
You'll be able to treat her like a princess.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 21:45, Reply)

Not quite, I'll still be in my overdraft when I get paid this month =((((((
But I've got a potential 3 private jobs this month, one of them with a swanky new central london nightclub that I hope will include a massive social-network campaign.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 21:51, Reply)

My grandmother lived to be 96. I aim to beat that. Certain lifestyle choices will hinder this.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 21:38, Reply)

Well don't buy a Passatt.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 21:42, Reply)

I reckon advances in medican will counter the fact that I live such an unhealthy lifestyle.
Dad had a little expresion that I'll haunt me, that he told me after his first heart attack, was "I wasn't made for old bones, but I ain't going anywhere yet". Like father, like son. Mind-you, Ma's lot reach their late 80s, so hopefully that'll get me a few extra years.

It's all part of the balance, I don't plan on getting the deposit back when the burry me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 21:44, Reply)

You know what, I quite like that, I just made that up, but I'm gonna use that one... "I don't plan to get the deposit back when I'm done with my body".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 21:44, Reply)