It's a forlorn hope that he may be entertained by a load of shutins today to blank out his miserable bankrupt depressing life.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 8:56, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'm no shut in.
I even have to go out and get milk at some point today.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 8:59, Reply)

Take it steady, don't let it stress you out.
As you've not been out much - those large metal birds you'll see in the sky are aeroplanes. No need to point at them in awe when you're out.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:01, Reply)

I'm psyching myself up to it.
I've got my Ordnance Survey map and a rucksack full of all weather clothing and an emergency pop up tent, just in case I sprain my ankle on the way back and have to take shelter against the elements until I can be rescued.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:04, Reply)

Don't forget a fully charged mobile phone, a pen knife and a high visability jacket.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:06, Reply)

I actually do have a high vis jacket.
Standard issue in a previous job.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:09, Reply)

This is the truest thing I have ever read.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 8:59, Reply)