I'm afraid I can't marry you, my dear
on account of already being married.

I have a few odd gloves around the place, for some reason. I think they're kind of like socks in that regard.

alt: all superstitions are stupid until you figure out where they came from, then they sort of make sense. Like not putting umbrellas up inside houses, in case you knock over a lamp or a lighted candle and set fire to your home. That sort of thing.

Now then, why is all the football on ITV these days? I'm sick of looking at Adrian Chiles' stupid fat face.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Feb 2012, 20:53, Reply)