Aye her.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:24, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Isn't she the one that plays silly games, though?
Wants to be chased but doesn't chase back?
(berk, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:27, Reply)

The very same one.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:28, Reply)

Meh, ignore the silly cow for a few days
if she's worth having she'll text you to see what's wrong. If she doesn't, she's clearly too self-obsessed to notice you haven't spoken in a few days and she's not worth the bother.
(berk, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:31, Reply)

She hasn't text me in about two weeks.
And I don't think she'd ever text me unless I text her first.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:32, Reply)

She sounds like a pain in the arse.

(berk, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:33, Reply)

She is, when I'm with her she's unbelievably amazing.
It's just she's more elusive than Lord Lucan and Maddy McCann's love child half the time. She finds it ridiculously hard to trust people/open up so I'm being patient.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:36, Reply)

That's kind of sweet actually
I hope she's worth it.
(berk, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:40, Reply)

I need to see her in person to tell her really.
300 miles away via text doesn't have the same effect.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:45, Reply)

wahwahwaaaaah
here have these (testicles)
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:33, Reply)

I think you're going to have to grow some fucking balls, there.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:37, Reply)

i agree the mighty badger (cool name btw)
how are you doing? good weekend?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:40, Reply)

pretty average Quints
bit of booze, bit of sport watching, bit of work, bit of decorating. and yourself?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:44, Reply)

my girlfriend beat me at bowling man, she beat ME at BOWLING

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:48, Reply)

that's catastrophic.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:53, Reply)

i've decided to elave her and sleep with her sister on this basis alone

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:00, Reply)

omg you literally jus described all women

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:28, Reply)