this is where you are wrong
she clearly thought you were a better bet than you turned out to be, and backed a different horse.

biological clock my arse. i've got hundreds of nieces and nephews, put me off that shit for life!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:29, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

and yet nobody is ever going to bet on you at all :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:32, Reply)

how much did that abortive wedding cost you?
man, that must have sucked.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:38, Reply)

father of the bride pays, innit

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:40, Reply)

bet you paid at least a third
imagine what you could have done with all that money now.

all £100 of it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:42, Reply)

i could have bought you about 20 gallons of slimfast

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:42, Reply)

it wouldn't have brought your neck back

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:43, Reply)

it might've got you a boyfriend you could keep tho

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:44, Reply)

why would you want to keep the same one forever and ever and ever
when you could have new ones from time to time?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:47, Reply)

i dunno, love and a deep, meaningful commited relationship as opposed to a quick spurt with a man who won't look you in the eye

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:48, Reply)

yes yes
but after a few months or years, that gets boring.

and people get divorced.

you should know, neckless.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:56, Reply)

i'd rather be a monogamist than a nonogamist

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:58, Reply)