Aren't you a lesbian?
And quendisms.

Duh.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:52, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I think I used to think I was.
Some of the issue was I was being all 'I'm so offensive with my b3ta name! Aren't I cool with my GIRLFRIEND?!', but no, I guess now I'm just happy being me.
( Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:54, Reply)

So your story is that B3ta cured your munching ways?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:55, Reply)

Are you Badger?
I think time cured my teenage attention-seeking ways, if that helps. She says. Posting about it on the internet.
( Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:00, Reply)

I am not Badger.
But I like the cut of his jib.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:03, Reply)

I like his fiance.
Wicca'd Witch makes I laff.
( Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:04, Reply)

They really are the Jabba the Hutt and Salacious Crumb of the internet.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:05, Reply)

I had to
starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Salacious_B._Crumb that, but lololol.

Aw.
( Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:11, Reply)

Pretty sure the profile says lesbian

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:55, Reply)

Exactly.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:55, Reply)

Really?
*Changes the magical internet-movable-type*
( Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 22:57, Reply)

No problem with you being slightly mental.
But on the 'Gazza' scale, are you nearer a 10 than a 1?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:01, Reply)

I'm no more mental than the rest of b3ta, I shouldn't think.
I was just young, inexperienced and a bit up myself. What's the Gazza scale? I don't follow football.
( Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:03, Reply)

Moaty, it's me, Gazza.
Want some chicken?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:04, Reply)

Ah, the 'nuts to the certifiable' point.
Nah, I can't be bothered with the commitment of being *that* mentalist. Bad enough I still feel tarred with the same brush the 17 year old 'omg im so cool lol' me was tarred with.
( Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:06, Reply)

Clearly you do, you know who Gazza is.
I'll bet 'cause you don't really 'follow' football, you like Man United the best, because they win things.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:05, Reply)

I guess if I was going to follow a team
it would be either them or Chelsea, as my Mum was a Man U fan and my Dad a Chelsea supporter.

I'd still rather play Minecraft or something though.
( Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:07, Reply)

I don't 'game'
Is minecraft a bit like mine sweeper?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:10, Reply)

I guess.
It's like if you were in a Lego world, but you mine stuff (diamond, coal, gold) to craft stuff (weapons, minecarts, torches). It's kind of fun, in that it's quite sandbox-ish. Not sure if it's still free-to-play as a browser game but there's videos online.
( Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:13, Reply)

Do you LARP?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:15, Reply)

Fuck no.
I'm not that bad.
( Bats, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:19, Reply)

Cavy is a LARPer, we all like her.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 23:22, Reply)