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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've never had an MRI scan
I've had a CT scan though, and an endoscopy. I've had an absolutely brutal day at work, I wish I had a bath to eat chocolate and drink wine in. Doing it in the shower just doesn't work :(
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:02, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Go and find yourself
A new local. Pubs are important.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:06, Reply)
Girls do not drink alone in pubs.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:07, Reply)
for long.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:08, Reply)
...and this is exactly why girls don't drink alone in pubs.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:08, Reply)
You need to get in training
Before Bristol next month.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:12, Reply)
The social engagement of the spring season

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:13, Reply)
You'll be able to give your dinner suit
A second outing. The cider boat is dead posh.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:17, Reply)
Hah! The perfect ensemble
in which to get trashed on cider.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:22, Reply)
Don't knock it
you get a taxi easier
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:36, Reply)
I never have trouble getting a taxi
I have cracking legs.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:40, Reply)
Well get them fixed then

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:14, Reply)
Heh
How are you? Anything to report.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:20, Reply)
I didn't get that internship
the bastards. The only good thing is that my brother's girlfriend didn't either, I'm not sure how polite I could've been to her if she had. How are you?
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:34, Reply)
No, I don't think so
I'm going to enjoy myself but behave myself.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:17, Reply)
Yeah, right.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:21, Reply)
Believe it.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:22, Reply)
put it in a childs spill proof mug.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:07, Reply)
Yeah, I don't really consider that to be a solution either
thanks though.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:08, Reply)
I like the warm feeling you get around your crotch when they CT you. It's got all the nice feeling of weeing yourself without any of the smell or mess.
I was determind to get a bath in my new joint, it ain't like I have baths often, but when I do, they're bliss. Got some proper nice smelly stuff too. I'm just sayin', you know, in case you wanna come over and have a bath. I'll even put the dressing gown over the radiator.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:15, Reply)
Your first and second sentences are disturbingly juxtaposed

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:16, Reply)
haha

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:22, Reply)
You're a true gentleman, Gonz
but I'm far too tired to be any kind of good company.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:17, Reply)
It's alright, not tonight, I want a bath too and the boiler won't have enough hot water for two baths, and we're both too stubern to reliquish the not-tap-end of the bath*.
Open ended offer though, for, well, ermm.... well, unfortuantly for the forceable future.

* Wanna know if someone is a proper pimp? Bath tap in the middle. That's a player right there.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:22, Reply)
Nothing doing with your doctor friend?

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:28, Reply)
Donno yet, counting it as a no 'till I know differently, but I know she wants to come over tomo, so it's looking promising.
Her photography is fucking amazing and she spent a day, a couple of weeks ago, playing with a pug pup.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:31, Reply)
Oh, and that was a bit of sad news I got today, my boiler is 20 years old, and it won't last another couple of years...
... so I have to add it onto the cost of doing up the kitchen 'cus I'd have to rip out the kitchen to do it anyway. That's a bit sucky, gonna have to wait a bit longer for the kitchen now, ain't the end of the world, not by a logn shot, but was looking forward to it.

0o0o0o0o OH OH OH , I should have mentioned, we paid for the ikea designer, and it's laughably shit, we're gonna get our money back. Half the cupboards don't line up, 4 doors will actually be unopenable and the fucking sink is in the fucking corner.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:30, Reply)

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