Well done
I've decided to wake up early tomorrow and finish what I should have been doing tonight.

I'm playing catch-up.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:41, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I have to be in work for 9am tomorrow
I have decided I don't give a fuck and have opened a bottle of wine.
(berk, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:42, Reply)

How much have you drunk so far?
All I have to do is complete a report and post it so it arrives on Monday - I think I've got the easier ride.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:49, Reply)

*cough*
two pints of Aspall's. In my defence, on an empty stomach, and it's been a long day...
(berk, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:50, Reply)

I'm not familiar with Aspalls
I'm unlikely to get drunk tonight because all that's left in the fridge is Holsten lager and I can't be arsed to go out and get anything better.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:54, Reply)

5% cider
tasty stuff, but christ it gets me hammered quickly.
(berk, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:54, Reply)

Time for a dull TD anecdote
We were in a boozer in Okehampton once, which sold real cider. Hot day, sitting outside, looking up some woman's skirt.

I scoffed three pints of this real cider and wondered what all the West Country nonces raved about it for - I wasn't pissed at all. Then I stood up to go for a slash and fell flat on my face.

Cider gets me pissed from the feet up.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:00, Reply)

It just makes it really hard for me to focus
cycling home was an absolute hoot.
(berk, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:03, Reply)

Cider in big quantities fucks your optic nerves up
Apple pips are cyanogenic and cyanide kills the optic nerve first. I'd have thought that mass produced stuff had that taken out or neutralised.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:10, Reply)