Best: Current.
Worst: None, genuinely. Even though my ex wife pissed me around at the end, up until then I was quite happy. Plus I get the last laugh, purely through still breathing.

I must believe in the principle of marriage since I've done it twice. Although I can't stand wedding cake.

Alt: at the Edinbash of 2009 I had the most insipid food I've ever tasted at a Greek restaurant just off Princes Street. It was dire. When asked if we'd enjoyed the meal the missus told the Greek waiter exactly what she thought, using his native tongue so he was under no illusion at just how bad it had been. I later found out that the restaurant had been used as a front for some major criminal activities and closed down.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:17, Reply)