Fooking exhausting week
Every day has followed the same pattern; work, dancing, home, more dancing, bed. Factor in the three mile hike down the Uni for dancing and the same back each night, and you have one seriously tired (but increasingly thin) Foxtrot.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:41, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Due to gut rot I appear to have lost 8lb in the last 10 days

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:58, Reply)

Fucking hell mate
Can I catch this wondrous "gut rot" please?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:59, Reply)

If you want a week of explosive farts, feel free
My arse actually hurt with so much farting

*awaits strikethroughs*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:02, Reply)

That sounds fucking hilarious you know
Sign me up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:05, Reply)

Honestly, I went out on the Friday and I felt like a fucking hovercraft

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:09, Reply)

You sick fuck
Where would you even stick it in? A car I could understand, that's what the exhaust pipe is for, but a hovercraft? The mind boggles
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:12, Reply)

I like the danger of the blades
*spunks*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:35, Reply)