as a youth I used to weep in butcher's shops.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:58, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I clicked 'I like this'
but I am not sure quoting films is acceptable round these parts.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:59, Reply)

It's not, really
I just felt it was relevant to the conversation and imagined you doing a Monty voice.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:01, Reply)

I can actually do that voice. Hang on...


*cough*

*ahem*

*deep breath*


"I'm so fucking poor and I love Hitler and I think David Bowie is shit you fucking bent spastic. Drugs, Needos, Food, moan moan moan"
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:03, Reply)

textbook

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:04, Reply)

Good work. 9/10.
Needs more mentions of daughter and mad ex girlfriend.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:13, Reply)

I actually deleted those, as it felt too mean and personal.
I'm actually nicer than i seem, you see.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:20, Reply)

That isn't hard though
You seem like a right cunt.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:56, Reply)

Well, yes, there is that.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:58, Reply)

not enough 'fucking shit' or quenders, verily forsooth

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:16, Reply)

oh and bent, this is bent, thats bent, your bent
everything is bent except me
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:31, Reply)