Alt: Ms Foxtrot is on a hen do tomorrow
I'm basically free ALL AFTERNOON, with no fear of the thumb-horn being blown to bring me to heel. Anyone fancy a pint?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:13, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I have drunk enough to kill a lesser man this week.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:18, Reply)

That is not answering my question
I assume it pre-empts the need to ask if you've had a good break, however
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Yes, OK, make mine a Peroni.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:20, Reply)

All Bar One does Peroni on tap. And Estrella
See you there at 2? Bear in mind that if you stand me up, you'll be no different from any of the other spineless homosexuals who've done so.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:22, Reply)

yes, but you're 400 miles away.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:19, Reply)

I suggest you book your train tickets now then sunshine
I'll set them up while you're en route
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:20, Reply)

You should consider doing this, as I am
www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2995/betting/2012/03/16/2968703/the-accumulator-millwall-vs-southampton-and-eight-other-football-
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:23, Reply)

I don't bet as a rule mate
And am a bit brassic at the moment anyway
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:26, Reply)

Ahh, fair enough

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:27, Reply)

Plus, y'know, day off, no dancing, no housework, free time, etc...
...the last thing I'll want to do is think about Championship football innit?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:29, Reply)

Haha, I can imagine!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:30, Reply)

NO YOU CAN'T
THE HORROR

THE HORROR
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:31, Reply)

Yes I can.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:33, Reply)

Yeah, that's just as bad
as thrashing around at the wrong end of the second division under a horribly inept manager, less than a season after being a bent referee away from the Premiership
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:38, Reply)