I suggest you do one of the following;
- Go into his bedroom and swap everything on the left side of the room to the right and vice versa. Then paint all the white things black and the black things white, in the hope that the resultant discombobulation reverses his habits and he becomes tidy and pleasant to live with. Downsides; will also become gay.

- Shit in his bed, repeatedly, until you have enough effluent to form a passable model of a horse's head. Downsides; impractical, disgusting.

- Brutally sodomise him into oblivion. Downsides; none.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:27, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

+ delete his account, and kill him.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:28, Reply)

What about all three is or that just unheard of?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:28, Reply)

You're basically looking at buggering a man in a bed containing a good amount of your own poo
in a room which is really fucking trippy. If you survive the experience you'll never speak of it again
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:29, Reply)