I went on a date that I didn't know was a date
until she started trying to suck my kidneys out through my mouth.

That came as something of a surprise.

Most depressing date was with a really cute little redhead shortly before I got together with the ex. I fancied her a lot. She was...disparaging. Not rude, but refused a second date on the grounds that she was swimming in cock and I lived a bit too far away. Shame, that. I'd have ruined her.
( Kroney, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:51, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

She sounds classy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:52, Reply)

Which one?

( Kroney, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:53, Reply)

cock swimming ranga

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:54, Reply)

Oh right, that was my phraseology.
hers was "buyer's market". Which is almost worse, somehow.
( Kroney, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:55, Reply)

that is a bitch thing to say

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:56, Reply)

Ugh what a foul person.
She did you a favour.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 14:57, Reply)

so she was basically a hooker, then?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:05, Reply)

Ha ha, she sounds cool.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:07, Reply)

Yeah, I thought so.
It would have been cooler had she not directed that comment at me though lol
( Kroney, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:10, Reply)

fuck it, I'd rather hear that to my face early than if she just thought it

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:15, Reply)