Did you get creative with the vandalisation?
Or did you resort to "vandal classic" like slashing her tires? I bet hers was the only care in London with "Why won't you call me Adolf in bed, vile harlot?" graffiti'd on the bonnet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:42, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Different ex.
The menkle one is partially-sighted and would never be allowed to drive.

This one was actually a nice woman. I bumped into her a few years ago, she'd married an Indian man and, bizarrely, lost her sense of smell. My suggestion that this would be handy given her choice of husband did not go down well.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:45, Reply)

I didn't really say that, and have only just thought of it.
Gutted.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Text her now

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:47, Reply)

I'll just wait for her husband to call my work
from his call centre, to ask about utility bills, and I'll tell him then.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:56, Reply)

I can't believe no-one has made a joke about the only woman you can prove you've penetrated
is fucking blind.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:54, Reply)

MAYBE NOW'S YOUR CHANCE!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:57, Reply)

I think the moment may have passed
Also I can never find it in me to mock a fellow eye-mong
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:57, Reply)