Positively Wildean.
Splendid work. I think it might work better in caps, though. Might be a little stronger.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:22, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

SERIOUSLY WHERE DO YOU GET OFF TRYING TO TALK DOWN TO ANYONE???
YOU ARE A PRICK, YOU ARE A FAILURE AT EVERYTHING IN LIFE, YOU ARE A DRUG ADDICTED NOCNE AND THIS MESSAGEBOARD IS ALL YOU HAVE, YUO BANKRUPT PRICK
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:23, Reply)

^ top internet rage here ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:25, Reply)

cheers, doin my bit

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:26, Reply)

Bertdown will commence in
FIVE

FOUR

THREE

TWO

ONE.....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:27, Reply)

sorry, so what? you bully people into snapping at you for fun?
you keep on pressing buttons until they have a go? you poke and poke with the same old shit every single day and then when they reply you think you've won?

You're a total cunt and no mistake
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:31, Reply)

What, like posting 'TICK' repeatedly?
That sort of thing?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:04, Reply)