Something old, something new...
On Saturday night I had a curry containing a vegetable I had never heard of before, tinda - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tinda
It was very nice. When did you last try something new*? Did you enjoy it? Or are you the sort of unadventurous person who knows what they likes and won't try anything new?

Alt: I ordered a ticket to I'll be Your Mirror on Friday - www.atpfestival.com/events/ibymlondon2012.php - where I will see, amongst others Slayer and Melvins. Reliving my teenage years here. How do you like to relive your youth?


*My mum is nothing new to any of you. I know you have all been there.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:25, 158 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

They sell that in that place which is always mentioned on here.
I'm arguing with a debt collection agency now. it's good fun.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:32, Reply)

The North?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:36, Reply)

Needos and Tayaabs.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:37, Reply)

Needo shot first!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:37, Reply)

I seem to be continuously arguing with PPI claims people.
"You may be able to claim back PPI payments that you have been mis sold."

"I don't have any."

"But you could be entitled to £3000."

"Maybe if I had taken out a PPI policy, yes, but I haven't."

"But how do you know?"

"I just do."

"Hadn't you better check?"

"No, I know I don't have any PPI. I always get asked if I want it and always refuse."

"So you don't have any PPI?"

"That just about sums it up, yes."

I get at least one of these calls a week.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:38, Reply)

still, it must brighten the soul crushing gaps between filling out job applications and masturbating over This Morning

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:39, Reply)

As if I'd ever watch ITV.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:41, Reply)

Pikeys like Quinten only watch ITV,
and ITV2, ITV4 plus 1 etc. Him and Dawn cuddle up in front of their 95in plasma television, a bowl of McCain Micro-chips each, and watch 'Ant and Dec'. Dawn prefers 'Ant', but Quint prefers 'Dec'. They have laminated flooring. Quinten enjoys a bottled beer whilst Dawn favours the Lambrini. After a few hours of mind-melting inanity they go to 'Ritzys' in the precinct*, after which Quint has a kebab and Dawn has yet more chips. On Sundays Quint polishes the Ford before they go over to Dawn's parents for a bit, before looking at 'settees' in 'Furniture Village'.

*He doesn't drink to excess though, and probably has a 'mountain bike' which he goes out on occasionally. On roads.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:47, Reply)

+ because it's easier to clean when you're constantly dribbling from the side of your mouth.
Alright Monters? I hear you drank tea on Saturday and went running at 7:15 in the morning yesterday. Are you feeling alright?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:48, Reply)

My thighs ache.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:50, Reply)

I'm not surprised.
A jog down to the newsagent to get more fags can take it out of you.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:56, Reply)

i did 200 pressups the other day

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:58, Reply)

I'll bet the rest of your 'unit' were well impressed.
I bet they bought you some 'brews' down at the Officer's Mess that night, and you high-fived everyone.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:00, Reply)

of course not, just cos i've got some green trousers doesn't make me a commando

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:02, Reply)

it doesnt count
if its the cursor key
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:33, Reply)

I can quite happily spend a day off sick watching Poirot and midsummer murders on ITV4
or is that itv3? I can't remember.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:49, Reply)

Both entertaining shows, esp Poirot.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:50, Reply)

Paedot, more like

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:53, Reply)

I meant mainstream ITV. Or ITV1, if you prefer.
4 will occasionally show some decent films or classic TV.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:51, Reply)

what the?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:50, Reply)

You should never have had those breast implants

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:39, Reply)

I have a similar issue although often via text.
Since I've never been stupid enough to take out PPI on anything then I can't see there being any likelihood of it having been missold to me.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Oh, I get the text messages as well.
I'm of the opinion that PPI probably isn't worth the paper it's printed on, therefore I'm not going to spunk an extra £30 a month on it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:43, Reply)

I am a little unhappy people are getting money back on it
as, like the lottery, it was rather a tax on the stupid in the first place.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:43, Reply)

A lot of people were getting it added on without their knowledge, though.
Although if you're stupid enough to not check any documentation, or do and don't notice any extras...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:47, Reply)

Yeah i get unsolicited texts from them as well.
My argument with the debt collection is currently going like this.
Them: You owe us £160! We're going to take you to court!
Me: I don't think I do
Them: Well you should investigate it.
Me: I'm not going to investigate it, you do it.
Them: We don't really do that
me: Well the office of fair trading says that you must or you'll lose your licence.
Them: Ummm, we'll get back to you in 40 days.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:42, Reply)

Rabbit curry was a new one to me when I made it, and that was rather nice.
Alt: If I wanted to relive my younger years, I'd need to dress in baggy jeans, spike my hair up, and walk around thinking that the world hated me, so I must hate it back. Christ, I was a twat. Still am, really.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:34, Reply)

I had opiates for the first time on thursday and friday
they are really quite effective.

To re-live my younger self I'd have to start looking like the drummer from Hansen again and listening to shoegazing stuff.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:35, Reply)

That is definitely on my to-do list
Do I have to break a bone though?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:36, Reply)

I've got a shed load of leftover codine you can have.
if you like.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:38, Reply)

Yeah, bring them down.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:42, Reply)

lol codinebash.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:42, Reply)

Codine screwed me up, lost all appetite, and just slept from 10 minutes after taking them for about 5 hours.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:44, Reply)

Oh, I tried googling "codine + alcohol"
as I wanted to know the interaction mechanism. fucking AMAZING how many people combine the two deliberately for an extra high.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:45, Reply)

Oh come now, Badger.
You were a teenager once.
You surely didn't always check all peer-reviewed papers before imbibing any substance?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:58, Reply)

Oh I know
I probably haven't expressed this well enough - it was mostly "yahoo answers" threads etc where the question was "is it safe for me to have a beer when on codine?" and 50% of the answers were "so, totally, what you want to do is about 400 mg of codine with half a bottle of vodka, only spread the codine over a couple of hours so you don't pass out straight off, it's a wicked buzz man"

Sort of weapons-grade missing of the point, I felt.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:09, Reply)

So what is the best combination then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:11, Reply)

I can't remember, but there were some good ones.
after saturday I would suggest codine, stella and white wine is a bad one.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:22, Reply)

I had a really knackered neck a couple of years ago.
Ended up on codeine phosphate. Like, whoa man. I was completely spaced out.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:40, Reply)

it's fucked my guts right up though
I think I've got half an idea of what it's like to be Gonz.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:41, Reply)

Didn't give me any problems on that score.
Everything seemed to happen in slow motion though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:44, Reply)

lolwhut?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:36, Reply)

The olympic torch will be going past my house at 8:30ish on a monday morning.
I doubt I'll be up to watch it.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-17358291
(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:38, Reply)

My sister in law is planning on taking my son to see it when it passes through here.
I can't help feeling that it will be a crashing disappointment.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:41, Reply)

"ooh, a big metal candle"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:42, Reply)

Or more likely:
"I can't see anything. Can we go to the park now?"
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:45, Reply)

It's crossing the Tyne from Newcastle to Gateshead on a zip wire.
Recipe for disaster, right there.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:45, Reply)

how flammable is the Tyne these days?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:46, Reply)

Its alright now, the fog acts a fire extinguisher.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:47, Reply)

IT'S ALL MINE!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:49, Reply)

10/10

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:07, Reply)

textbook
*cricket applause*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:10, Reply)

Rumour has it
that Gazza will perform the launch ceremony armed with a four pack, a fishing rod and a KFC bucket. The flame will get halfway across the river before the police accidentally douse it with a water cannon.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:54, Reply)

I'll make sure I'm not in Luton when it goes through.
I hope they give the runners stab proof vests.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:46, Reply)

They will be going
via the airport, for a quick Martini with Lorraine Chase
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:36, Reply)

I'm going down to London on Wednesday for an interview
If I get it I'll be moving to London and working in finance. That'll be new.

Anyone fancy a pint? My train back is not till 8.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:54, Reply)

Good luck.
I have an interview in Newcastle tomorrow, then another a week later.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:57, Reply)

Best of British, sir

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:16, Reply)

And to you.
Although, annoyingly, I have to cancel my business start up appointment again as it clashes with next week's. Hopefully I shan't be needing it anymore, though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:18, Reply)

no

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:04, Reply)

sure

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:25, Reply)

Are you still drunk or was that a 'comedic device'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:27, Reply)

based on the well-founded assumption that you never turn down a drink

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:42, Reply)

Iceland was unlike anywhere I've ever been.
Also recently I ate one of those freaky caulifower/broccoli things - a 'romanescu'. They look beautiful and taste...rather ordinary.

I like to relive my youth by larking about with my child. Also by dressing the same and listening to the same music as I always have done - and by going out with someone 13 years my junior.

I am textbook 'midlife crisis'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:07, Reply)

No you're not. A text book mid life crisis normally includes wasting money on the sports car you always wanted.
You, on the other hand, scrabble in the gutter to find enough change for your bus fare to work.

Mind you, the fact that you dye your hair does hint at a mid life crisis a bit.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:10, Reply)

We're so alike.
Both of us are a little short at the moment.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:11, Reply)

We're certainly both getting worringly close to being 40. 15 months in my case.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:14, Reply)

Been there, done that.
It's no biggie.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:17, Reply)

bi dru
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:18, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:26, Reply)

omg he's a nonce and he dies his hair
lol
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:17, Reply)

Thirteen years your junior?
*makes that gesture where you cross one arm over your body, rest the forearm on the crook of your opposite elbow, raising the other arm vertically, thus making a crude representation of an erect penis*

Waaheeeey etc
( Kroney, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:12, Reply)

*does Fonzie 'ayyyyyyyy' motion*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:13, Reply)

Nonce

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:14, Reply)

Sense.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:15, Reply)

Noncey Boyce.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:16, Reply)

POTD

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:16, Reply)

YOUR A DIRTY PEEDO, YOUR A DIRTY PEEDO
DIRTY, DIRTY PEEDO
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:15, Reply)

Lusty is 72

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:16, Reply)

THAT DON'T EVEN MATTER
cos when she was one he already had pubes and was wanking over judy finnegan
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:17, Reply)

So no one can date anyone unless they share the exact same birthday.
Or else there was a time when one half of the couple was legal and the other wasn't.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:18, Reply)

exactly
EDIT actually age gaps of up to 10 years are probably ok, but anything more than that is creepy and reeks of daddy issues/midlife crisis-perviness
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:19, Reply)

I think the rule is half your own age plus seven years
Anything lower than that is creepy. Which means Monty is still resident in wrongsville
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:31, Reply)

This is how I justified my "nonce" allegation.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:34, Reply)

IIRC, that puts her as bang on in the rule.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:34, Reply)

don't defend him you dead-mummed nonce-enabler

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:36, Reply)

If my sums are right
Monty is 37 - let's call it 38 because a) it's easier to divide and b) he nearly is - so his minimum age for a girlfriend is (38/2=19+7=) 26. If Lusty is 13 years his junior as he claims, she's 24
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:36, Reply)

You're slightly off, he's 38
However, your sums are correct, oops.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:38, Reply)

Monty is 38 and I am 26.
Hope this helps.
( wanderlust, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:38, Reply)

nonce fodder!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:38, Reply)

Yes.

( wanderlust, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:41, Reply)

Morning Lusty

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:38, Reply)

Just show us on the teddy bear where he hurt you

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:40, Reply)

On the one hand, it's officially Not Creepy, which is disappointing
On the other, your boyfriend doesn't know how old you are. Dump him and populate the internet with lolarious tales of his sexual inadequacy.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:41, Reply)

Not really, if Monty is 39 before Lusty is 27, there will be a 13 year age difference.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:43, Reply)

You know what
We're using maths to prove that Monty is a filthy cradlesnatcher, when in fact he's doing what we all hope we'll be able to when we near 40. He's laughing his arse off at us. LAUGHING
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:44, Reply)

You are correct
Then again, I'd rather like an awesome girlfriend sooner than 40.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:45, Reply)

I think you're allowed to have awesome girlfriends your own age between now and then

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:47, Reply)

True, I just don't want one at the minute, Saturday reinforced that for me.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:47, Reply)

Which Saturday?
I like Mollie
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:51, Reply)

Party at mine, some drama, etc
Shall GAZ you
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:56, Reply)

There is 12 and a half years between us.
I was only 26 last week and am bored with this conversation now, so I'm off to walk in the sunshine. Laters.
( wanderlust, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:44, Reply)

FACTS HAVE NO PLACE ON B3TA
/out of arguments
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:46, Reply)

so do you think your with monty because your daddy didn't hug you enough
or because he hugged you 'too much', if you know what i mean?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:58, Reply)

....whereas
having a girlfriend be so bored with you sexually that she has to pretend you're someone else in order to enjoy it reeks of crippling inadequacy. And chronic pikiness.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:35, Reply)

i refuse to be lectured on "pikiness" by a bankrupt paedophile

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:36, Reply)

Shut up, pikey.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:39, Reply)

define pikey please, i don't know what it means?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:40, Reply)

You.
You and your grotty ilk.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:41, Reply)

waht is an ilk? is that like a deer?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:51, Reply)

Ent you got your own caravan

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:40, Reply)

PINK COWBOY HAT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:40, Reply)

paedo, bankrupt, drugs, etc

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:41, Reply)

I'm actually bored with this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:42, Reply)

I'm bored of the gay meme old boy, but them's the breaks

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:43, Reply)

It's not in as much use as it used to be.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:44, Reply)

You mean you're not using it as much as you did
Admittedly it has become a "background meme" now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:51, Reply)

As am I with the height / Zammo one.
I expect it to last for quite some time yet unfortunately.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:45, Reply)

However much you say "no" to it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:46, Reply)

* yawns *

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:47, Reply)

maybe some illegal substances would add an edge, you paedo?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:50, Reply)

Maybe I'd find it more interesting if you could dress up as a soldier for me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:56, Reply)

i bet you'd like that, wouldn't you
you sick paedo
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:58, Reply)

No, I wouldn't.
I'm middle class, you see.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:01, Reply)

middle class paedophiles are probably the worst
they could be your teacher, your milkman or the guy who runs your local corner shop

its really bad
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:02, Reply)

Shows what you know about being middle class.
Milkmen and independent retailers are working class.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:08, Reply)

oh, burned

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:09, Reply)

To the likes of Quinten and Dawn, milkmen are high aristocrats.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:09, Reply)

acristocrats?
fucks sake monty, if your gonna spend your whole life pointing out other people's flaws while shagging kids, being bankrupt and hoovering up loads of drugs, at least learn your own language right

EDIT yeah, nice edit there you failed druggo
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:10, Reply)

You seem to be getting a bit upset, you embarrassing serf.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:15, Reply)

YERS I AM, I REFUSE TO BE LECTURED BY YOU YOU COMPLETE FUCKING FAILURE

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:16, Reply)

Oooh, caps! SRS BZNZ.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:17, Reply)

oh go and visit your abandoned daughter, you drugs failure

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:19, Reply)

You're not coming across very well here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:23, Reply)

and you are? you do nothing but criticise and think you're immune from it
when you are without a dount the biggest sad case here, fuck off out of my face you utter dick
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:25, Reply)

Algae is a peer of the realm by comparison to Quinten

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:11, Reply)

Krill is the ninth Earl of Gloucester, when placed next to Quinten.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:14, Reply)

and monty boyce is a paedo prick
who can't get a woman his own age because he's ruined his life with drugs and poor finances, so he's had to delve into the kiddie pool to find someone with enough daddy issue damage to not run a mile
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:16, Reply)

I imagine
you'll be rounding up some of the other oafs from your estate to 'do me over' because you think I looked at Dawn in an inappropriate manner in the queue in Nando's on the weekend. It wasn't me, Quints. Not being a grotty commoner, I'd never go in there.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:19, Reply)

fuck off druggo

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:20, Reply)

Positively Wildean.
Splendid work. I think it might work better in caps, though. Might be a little stronger.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:22, Reply)

SERIOUSLY WHERE DO YOU GET OFF TRYING TO TALK DOWN TO ANYONE???
YOU ARE A PRICK, YOU ARE A FAILURE AT EVERYTHING IN LIFE, YOU ARE A DRUG ADDICTED NOCNE AND THIS MESSAGEBOARD IS ALL YOU HAVE, YUO BANKRUPT PRICK
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:23, Reply)

^ top internet rage here ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:25, Reply)

cheers, doin my bit

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:26, Reply)

Bertdown will commence in
FIVE

FOUR

THREE

TWO

ONE.....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:27, Reply)

sorry, so what? you bully people into snapping at you for fun?
you keep on pressing buttons until they have a go? you poke and poke with the same old shit every single day and then when they reply you think you've won?

You're a total cunt and no mistake
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:31, Reply)

What, like posting 'TICK' repeatedly?
That sort of thing?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:04, Reply)

By 'in there' I trust you mean Dawn and Nando's

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:21, Reply)

yeah well done for being the twattish little kid who hides behind the bully going
'yeeeaaaah'
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:21, Reply)

I imagine for you it's easy to look down on people, from your council flat on the 15th floor of the tower block you live in on a 'problem estate'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:23, Reply)

penthouse, innit?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:23, Reply)

'Readers' Wives', more like.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:24, Reply)

like you can even afford that you prick

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:26, Reply)

At least my girlfriend doesn't regularly appear in it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:27, Reply)

because she's too fucking ugly, you prick

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:27, Reply)

Typical council attitude.
'Yeah my missus could be in 'Readers' Wives' no problem mate'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:05, Reply)

I'm fairly sure
Battered thinks you are a cretin as a result of your posts, not mine.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:24, Reply)

fuck off druggie prick, seriously, fuck right off

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:25, Reply)

*seriously fucks right off*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:26, Reply)

shut up and smoke a doobie you utter waste

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:29, Reply)

I suggest you take a breather for a couple of minutes.
Maybe have a cup of herbal tea or something?

I'd hate it if you had an aneurysm, and Dawn would be left at the mercy of all the other plumbers and brickies on your local. Think of Dawn, Quinten, and calm down.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:33, Reply)

shut the fuck up you drugs bankrupt prick
and fuck off while you're at it
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:34, Reply)

Why do you think Monty's been spending so much time with Stunned?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:21, Reply)

Because he gets hammered and leaves his wallet lying around?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:23, Reply)

Well, yes, that is basically Monty's perfect man
If rich and generous isn't available, rich and absent-minded is the next best thing
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:25, Reply)

In that case, I'm surprised he hasn't gone for Swipey

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:27, Reply)

she's too old for him

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:27, Reply)

old female

Oh yeah, I went there. Me.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:30, Reply)

You went female?
No-one is surprised Darth. No-one at all.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:33, Reply)

Don't get your hopes up
I'm still out of your league
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:33, Reply)

I know that
Fucks sake, you're a Norwich lass. The only way I'd get to fuck you is if we were married, or related.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:35, Reply)

I'm not though am I
I'm a Nottingham lass. This means I have to fight off three other girls for every man, and that I have a gun.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:42, Reply)

And you're black.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:43, Reply)

Ah, now, this is where Norwich is relevant
If I were black I'd have been hounded out of town by now. Pitchforks and flaming torches distinctly possible.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:45, Reply)

If you were an actual darkie, you'd have already stolen them.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:46, Reply)

What would I do with fire?
Apart from wonder what it was
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:47, Reply)

Set fire to things, like in the riots

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:49, Reply)

you mean and not or

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:46, Reply)

Whilst this sentence makes sense, it just looks wrong.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:47, Reply)

A bit like Stewart Lee

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:50, Reply)

Soz
I couldn't be arsed to fiddle around with punctuation on my phone.

You mean "and", not "or".
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:25, Reply)

In other news - help, we're all going to die:
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2115722/Why-sore-throat-soon-fatal-Bugs-resistant-antibiotics-warn-health-chiefs.html
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:34, Reply)

The story about Thatcher on there is quite entertaining

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:35, Reply)

Gorblessyouma'am
*wipes away tear*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:41, Reply)

paraphrase for me I'm in a rush

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:55, Reply)

It's a piece in which they're just pandering pathetically to her
The headline reads "Still the Iron Lady: Dignified, elegant - and in remarkably good spirits. A unique portrait of Baroness Thatcher, unbowed at 86."
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:57, Reply)

*stands*
*sings God Save Maggie*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:03, Reply)

www.isthatcherdeadyet.co.uk/
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:07, Reply)

I will be lining the streets of London to bid farewell to the greatest post war Pm we've had

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:12, Reply)

You're wasting your time, I don't think CQ is on here at the moment
Plus I think he has learned not to bite anymore.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:13, Reply)

I can get him to bite
but seriously i like Maggie, and her mental decline is sad state of affairs
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:14, Reply)

Piss off Freefair.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:24, Reply)

^ and this man knows a thing or two about pathetic pandering

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:04, Reply)

lol

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:04, Reply)

Presumably, by this logic,
you'll feel uniquely well-qualified to comment on an article about Radio 1 DJs playing the same record over and over again
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:07, Reply)

Soz, outside the demographic of Radio 1, for all I know the record in question is both excellent and worthy of the rewind to keep the kids locked in

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:11, Reply)

If the record is by Rizzle Kicks, yes it is

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:21, Reply)