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Of course I didn't shit myself
It just struck me, in a moment of dubious judgement, as more amusing than the actual end to the story, which is that my neighbour walked in and I had to tuck away sharpish.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:05,
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Never been caught wanking
Been caught 'mid act' with a girl, as it were. Don't know which would be worse...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:08,
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Wanking is worse.
Unless the girl munts.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:09,
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I think wanking is still worse.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:10,
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What if the girl was workboresme?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:14,
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Nolongernuts now
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:17,
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is she actually hideously unattractive
or just weapons-grade mental?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:20,
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No idea
Don't care. That level of mental unpleasantness makes her unattractive, even if she has norks like Right Said Fred sneaking into a boob tube convention
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:21,
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The new picture of you on FB is magnificent.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:23,
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The one in the tails from last night?
I assume that this is advanced internet sarcasm
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:24,
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Very much so.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:26,
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You'll have to take my word for it that I look fooking magnificent in person
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:28,
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It's more the pose that's amusing me.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:28,
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been caught wanking
the less successful Janes Addiction etc...
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 15:09,
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I wouldn't put it past Perry Farrell to have a plethora of unused lyrics along those lines
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