Captain Placid, you nonce.
Morning Monty, how are we?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:33, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

'Cream crackered' as we cockneys say.
You OK?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:34, Reply)

Not too bad thanks, managed to get to bed at 1am last night
Made a nice change for me!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:35, Reply)

You've been playing soggy biscuit again?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:35, Reply)

I don't think he understands it's not meant to be a single player game

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:37, Reply)

Maybe he was just hungry and couldn't afford butter.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:38, Reply)

Lusty hid it after he watched 'Last Tango In Paris'

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:41, Reply)

Well, after him chasing her through the house with butter in one hand and cock in the other, you can't blame her,

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:43, Reply)

...and that was before he even watched the film!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:43, Reply)

Well yeah, she put the film on just to calm him down, I heard.
She'd never seen it before, it was just bad luck that she chose that. I suppose it was a blessing though, her second choice was The Crying Game. Then she'd have had to hide all her clothes.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:47, Reply)

hahaha v good subthread chaps
Nearly as good as Nakers' 'how do you sign off your emails?' one
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:19, Reply)