One of my old employees got the dead one's clothes.
He'd been banging the chap's missus on the sly, and when he carked it, she offered him a go through his clothes to see if he wanted any of them. This is a bit creepy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:24, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Which one died?
The crusty one or the Scottish one?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:25, Reply)

They were both Scots, and both a bit crusty.
Later addition 'Mr C' is a massive spanner and were there any justice in the world he'd have been the one to die.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:28, Reply)

Yeah, banging someone who's been with anyone from The Shamen is very creepy.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:27, Reply)