Monts, is the reason why you hate zombies so much
Is that the shambling reanimated dead have aged better than you?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:49, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

No.
It's because they remind me of the time I kept your gran as a sex-slave, bummed her to death and then trepanned her skull with a hammer and literally fucked her brains out over a period of four months, with my stinking, suppurating cock. They eventually found what was left of her melted onto a radiator. Your folks told you she died in her sleep to spare you the trauma. Sozzers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:55, Reply)

Inventive

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:55, Reply)

I saw that porno as well.
Source material lols.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:57, Reply)

Silly plumdozer
Monty's home video is not porno
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:58, Reply)

It turned me right on.
Not even a cat could scratch it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:00, Reply)

His gran seemed to enjoy it.
Well, she stopped complaining after a bit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:00, Reply)

3 seconds

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:01, Reply)

Youssou N'Dour's somewhat condensed etc etc

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:07, Reply)