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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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i'm in a similar vein myselfthough i retain a few essential man rights.
firstly: the right to roar like a sleepy bear when waking, and do one of those grade-a starfish stretches, turfing anything else on the bed including the duvet into the corner/onto the floor.
secondly: the right to follow this by simultaneously pissing loud and long with the door open, and unleashing a window-rattler of a fart, while going 'AAAhhhhhh' like a man in a strongbow advert.
thirdly: the right to demand bacon in unreasonable quantities at any given time
fourthly: the right to grab my girl's ass as and when i see fit.
i still do all the laundry, dishes, tidying, make the lunches etc mind.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:13, Reply)
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