I'd go to a festival with Monty
I'd use his nefarious contacts to obtain various narcotics, get royally fucked up with him and then leave him in a stupor, or possibly a hedge, so that I could go see all the bands I wanted to without him whispering "they're fucking shit" in my ear
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:15, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

+return to hedge for vicious bumming

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:30, Reply)

This would backfire on you.
I don't *do* stupified hedge-lying. You'd be weeping in the hospital tent whilst I was lolling outside, texting you about how bent Combichrist's set is.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:55, Reply)

And of course, financing the holiday would be interesting...
*Hedge-Fund lolz*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:57, Reply)

Tee hee.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:58, Reply)