None.
Last week her aunt was ill and it was mother's day, this week it was her birthday etc etc

If she persists I can take her back to court at my own expense (about three grand) and she will be ticked off, promise not to do it again and, after a few months, be free to start it all over again. I have almost no legal recourse and no funds to seek it anyway,
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 8:31, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I still think you should go on Jeremy Kyle, it might not fix your problem, but it would be really really funny.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 8:50, Reply)

And then Melinda Messanger and Dom the baldy mockney can come round and do his flat up.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 8:56, Reply)

I disagree.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 9:17, Reply)

but when he goes "oi, they call this the jeremy kyle show" you can come out with...
..."yeah, but not for long, they're gonna call it The Monty Boyce show. I BET YOU £5 ON THAT" (he had a gambling ha bit)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 9:32, Reply)

Did he?
Oh dear Jez, not so smug now, eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 9:49, Reply)