what about those handcuffs?
my friend's fiance broke his thumb playing hockey at the weekend. it's the 5th time he's been in A&E in a year! i think her exact words were: you are NOT limping down the aisle or having a black eye on the day, you cunt.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:42, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I didn't play for 6 weeks before my wedding
I'm not stupid.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:48, Reply)

the former may be true
the latter, however.........
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:49, Reply)

yes, dear.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 14:58, Reply)

agreeing with me can't possibly make you look stupid
well done
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:06, Reply)

I thought so.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:15, Reply)