Hockey is a rough sport.
I knackered the ligaments in my shoulder by crashing my mountain bike into a tree stump last year, so the op fixed it with surgical nylon and titanium bolts. I'm the $59.36 man.

How's the dancing coming along?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:14, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Very well thank you
Learning Charleston at the minute, fuck me it's tricky
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:18, Reply)

A friend of mine keeps trying to convince me to learn the 'Argentine tango'
I have no idea what the fuck she is talking about. Or, am I missing the point completely, and she simply wants me to ruin her?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:36, Reply)

It's not the orange flavoured variety then?
Does it contain corned beef?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:37, Reply)

...what?
I understand the orange bit, but the corned beef?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:38, Reply)

*whispers* Argentina's most well known export after Evita and anti-colonial propaganda?
I was being a tad tenuous there and I apologise.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:41, Reply)

It is?
Well, you learn something new every day, haha
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:42, Reply)

I like to think of my puns as constituting a public information service

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:45, Reply)