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Halve the world's population (I get to choose).
Everything else would be fine within a generation I would imagine.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:18,
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Large scale war generally precludes a boost for humanity.
I'm thinking science and engineering but I bet there are other benefits.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:20,
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A booming trade in jackboots being one
*invests savings in sharp things*
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Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:26,
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YO.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:48,
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Hey Monty old chap!
I heard a very disturbing rumour about you on the internet the other day, please tell me it isn't so?
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Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:51,
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It's true I'm afraid.
It's fucking
massive.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:55,
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*chortles*
Not quite
that rumour old chap...more one that you indulged in a very depraved activity in public the other weekend.
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Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:58,
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I may have,
but then again I may not.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 17:02,
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So you deny that you put at least one pair of trainers from your collection to it's intended use around the park the other Sunday?
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Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 28 Mar 2012, 17:05,
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I've been three times in ten days.
I hate it but it's good for me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 17:06,
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Good work!
Running is officially shit.
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Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 28 Mar 2012, 17:08,
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It truly is.
But there's no way on earth I would attend a gymansium what with all their associated narcissism and bennyishness. Eff that shizzle, yo.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 17:31,
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Horizontally or virticaly?
/ac
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:45,
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I haven't worked out the finer points of my plan.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:47,
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It would be a shame to chose between tits and fanny.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:50,
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True indeed - but half a fanny's no use to anyone.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:55,
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I donno 'bout that, I rarely touch more than one side at a time.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:57,
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haha! POTD
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:59,
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oh wait i just realised you were making a 'my willy is small' joke rather than a 'my willy is big one'
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 17:02,
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Could twist it around to a KFC Bargin Bucket of a fanny.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 17:03,
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As anyone who's old enough to remember Les Dennis and Dustin Gee will testify
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Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 28 Mar 2012, 17:05,
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Hahaha
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