I've probably said this before
But I was in Okehampton once on a very hot day. Sitting outside drinking real cider.

I had three pints and wondered why all the west country boys raved about cider.

Stood up to go for a slash and fell flat on my face.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:09, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

There used to be a really good bar in Glasgow that did a fantastic drink called a Timebomb
which had that exact same effect.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:13, Reply)

This has also happened to me.

(berk, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:16, Reply)

But I bet you weren't staggering around a beer garden with your cock out.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:24, Reply)

Erm, most certainly not, no.

(berk, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:27, Reply)

Not, in retrospect, my finest hour.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:35, Reply)