Shut it, you mischevious horse wrangler.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:19, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

My, you have thrown the gauntlet down,
you obstreperous purveyor of second-rate musical theatre.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:20, Reply)

You simpering collector of pre-1950 Action Man accessories.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:22, Reply)

You rejected idea for a Fred Bassett comic strip

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:22, Reply)

You leftover ticket stub from a divorced Dad's disappointing family trip to the zoo.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:24, Reply)

You misfiring jet of wee-wee from a man who has just ejaculated.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:25, Reply)

you rejected joke of Michael McIntyre

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:28, Reply)

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:29, Reply)

Not one of my own, but
You are indirectly responsible for the existence of Russell Brand.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:29, Reply)

Oof, harsh words!
You less-favoured sibling whose school reports never meet your father's expectations, but simply provide yet another twist of the dagger in his heart that you already were.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:29, Reply)

You Christmas Decoration left hanging in the window of the costcutter by Waterloo that has dead wasps hanging on it and has been there since at least 2009.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:31, Reply)