I like the fact that he denied murder and admitted manslaughter
"Yeah, I was totally provoked into beating my mum to death with a claw hammer and then burning her body, y'honour."
( Kroney, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:04, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

'Ken Barlow told me to do it'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:05, Reply)

And he slept with a thousand women

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:06, Reply)

He's one of the top 'druids'* in the UK. This is actually true.


*All that is known about ancient druidic practice comes from about three lines of classical texts – today’s slef-styled druids are total knobends whose practices were fabricated no more and a hundred or so years ago.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:12, Reply)

the amount of minge accompanying those 1000 trysts could probably be woven into a Zepplin

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:14, Reply)

I would imagine that would be even more flammable than the original Zeppelins.
Barlow's BLATANT DISREGARD for health and safety YET AGAIN.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:19, Reply)

this seems to be the stock response in most murder cases I hear of
I guess it's because we don't have the options of 1st or 2nd degree murder
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:06, Reply)

I'm surprised he didn't go for death by misadventure.
"Yeah, I ACCIDENTALLY beat my mum to death with a claw hammer and then set fire to the body in order to cover it up, y'honour".
( Kroney, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:09, Reply)