Well, tell me about your toppings!
And your ice cream.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 0:42, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

there was one with a lot of meat and olives on
and one with a lot of cheese on. And I had pistachio and hazelnut gelato. Om nom nom.
(berk, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 0:44, Reply)

Olives are wrong. Just so you know.
But then, I think jizzing on donkeys is acceptable, so what the fuck do I know?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 0:46, Reply)

black olives are nice
green ones...meh.
(berk, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 0:53, Reply)

Om nom nom
Makes it sound like you dined with Gonz!

Glad to hear that your trip to the capital was (so it appears) a worthwhile exercise.

And I'll be sure to comment on your fine new shoes and b3th new outfit on the cider boat!

You must be monster excited about this masters?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 0:46, Reply)

Who doesn't love a golf tournament?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 0:48, Reply)

The handicapped.
They get a low number which puts them at a further disadvantage.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 0:49, Reply)

I got a very high number at the last golf I played.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 0:50, Reply)

Without cheating, you'd still be on the 5th hole.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 0:50, Reply)

Any hole's a goal

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 0:51, Reply)

Left?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 0:53, Reply)

I will be monster excited when I have a formal 'yes'
until I've got that clutched in my sweaty wee palms I'm not getting overexcited.
(berk, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 0:51, Reply)

Wise berk
Less wise is me telling you I read 'palms' as 'pants' and thought... 'Maybe you need some sort of liner'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 0:53, Reply)

gross.

(berk, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 0:54, Reply)

Sorry berk.
See you on the left in a bit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 0:55, Reply)

Mr b3th currently has 800 gusseted envelopes he's trying to flog.
Every time he says the word gusset I collapse into giggles.
I am such a grown up.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 0:56, Reply)

Has he suggested wiping them on your quim to speed up the postal sealing process?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 0:58, Reply)

Ewwwwwwwwwewww

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 0:59, Reply)

Also, can you imagine the paper cuts?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 1:01, Reply)

It brings a whole new meaning to
the phrase, 'I'm got a parcel coming'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 1:01, Reply)

You're a bad, bad man.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 1:02, Reply)