According to my dad, I am!
He quite correctly compared me to a 13 yr old, and then asked if I recall what would happen when I was a child when I was asked to clean my room. I didn't remember so he told me that I'd cry. I was all WELL I'M NOT GONNA DO THAT NOW OKAY I WILL CLEAN IT.
But I'm actually online right now instead.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:52, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

You could just burst into tears and reluctantly clean the room.
For the sake of parental harmony and all that.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:55, Reply)

I'm listening to hip hop instead, okay?
I don't cry, okay?
I'm not some sissy baby, okay?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:57, Reply)

Don't tell me
Tell Poppa K.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:59, Reply)

Papa don't preach.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:01, Reply)

He just tells you to clean your room
Not sure that Madonna did a song about that.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:04, Reply)

this thread is so dull I may have to clean it just to kill the monotony

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:05, Reply)

I'm struggling. I can't always be fireworks and sparkly lights.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:08, Reply)

why the fuck not
I'm so fucking glamourous I piss glitter ALWAYS
it stings a bit :\
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:11, Reply)

It's getting tiring now.
Kids have been camping in my back garden for years just to get a glimpse of me and I'm sick of it.

They're making a mess of my lawn.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:17, Reply)