I'm in a job that I don't like, that barely gets me through the month.
Time for a change, you'd think, right?

My childhood ambition was to be a fighter pilot.
( Kroney, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:38, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

My father was one briefly, until his eyesight deteriorated.
He was utterly gutted, as he really loved flying his Sabre.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:39, Reply)

I was in the Air Cadets until I started suffering from epileptic seizures.
These days the physical training to get into the RAF would kill me. They nearly did then.
( Kroney, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:41, Reply)

What is it with this place and fucking eppys?
Can't we just stick to mental deficiencies, please?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:48, Reply)

Epilepsy is a form of mental deficiency.
Different to your own ones of course.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:49, Reply)

It's relatively common in teenagers to have a couple of fits.
Usually medication sorts it out, as it did with me. Unfortunately a history of seizures and millions of pounds worth of high tech explosives and jet fuel don't mix.
( Kroney, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:58, Reply)