it's particularly amusing
when you consider the size of Yakubu's arse, and the fact that it would take a fucking landmine to bring the boy down in reality.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:19, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Same with Drogba though, yet he still manages it
Never understood that, in the middle of the pitch, he's one of the strongest in the league, yet get him within sight of the goal, and a fucking fly could take him off his feet.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:23, Reply)

see also: Gareth "fucking" Bale
and his instant inner-ear infection when he gets into the opposition box.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Yep

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:30, Reply)

although, just for balance and fairness
Ashley Young is a terrible fucking diver, I'm not denying that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:32, Reply)

Haha, fair enough!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:35, Reply)