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Christ, our internet connection is really fucking spazzing today.
How colossal is this thread, exactly?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:44,
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If it is related to his height then it will be tiny.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:49,
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Don't push it.
You're hardly Peter crouch yourself, are you?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:50,
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How tall is Plumdozer exactly?
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Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:53,
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About 4'9"
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:56,
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Bit of a rig
I come in somewhere around 6'6 and resent it if only for standing out having poorly fitted clothes and blocking the view of shorter folk at gigs.. Would you rather be freakishly short or freakishly tall?
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Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:01,
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If there is one person around here who knows 'freakish', it's b3th.
runs away... so very far away
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:03,
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That's me.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:05,
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walks back slowly
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:06,
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Don't worry, I'll get you next week.
*glares threateningly*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:08,
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I'll be honest
I have absolutely no idea how tall he is.
I have an auntie who's 5' tall and her husband (coincidentally my uncle) is well over six foot. Very cute couple.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:05,
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No I am not. However PD is now the official OT shortarse.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:09,
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You alright mate.
We still having dinner next week?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:59,
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Good at. I hope so. Been out of the office for a couple of days. Will check with my assistant in the morning as she is managing my diary now.
How are things with you?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:08,
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Not bad.
I've been offered a 9 month extension - I've not committed either way yet, the project isn't going well and some of the people I work with are spastics, so we'll wait and see.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:10,
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Get thee to London.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:11,
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Maybe.
I'll see how negotiations pan out. I'm not ruling it out, that's for sure - but I've no intention of heading up there before the Olympics!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:14,
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Wife and I are working on a plan to be out of London whilst that glorified school sports day is taking place.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:23,
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You could start a ticket agency.
And sell tickets to see the London marathon, assuming people seem to be having a good time at the Olympics.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:24,
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Have considered renting our place out for the duration
Could get £2k a week as we are close to the jubilee line. Lot of hassle to remove valuables and ensure we have decent tenants but £6k in total before tax is not be ruled out.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:30,
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6 grand would cover the cost of a nice 2 week break whilst the games are on.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:31,
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Less the cost of lost days given on a day rate
Plus I suspect Mrs Battered would worry all the time about what was happening at home.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:35,
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True.
Who not get Mrs Battered to sleep on the sofa, so you can make the 6 grand, and for you to have two weeks off?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:36,
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You haven't met my wife.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:38,
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Are you suggesting she might not buy in to this scheme?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:38,
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Quite.
Right. I am off to eat curry even though I am still full from a rather splendid lunch.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:41,
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