Afternoon mate
How have you been?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:18, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Not too bad mate, bit of a bad patch at the start of the week
Mental ex-GF causing shit in an excrutiatingly-painful attempt to garner sympathy.

How's yourself?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:19, Reply)

I'll take care of that for you mate
*orders hit*

Not bad at all thank you, good to catch up with you. Here's a question; who should succeed Straussy at the top of the order?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:20, Reply)

Thank you my good man, but I've already taken care of it
She is up to her fucking big gob in trouble as a result of her mischief making. She'll have forgotten all about it by the time she gets her cumuppence though. It will be most lolarious.

In answer to your question - any cunt who knows which way to hold a fucking bat. Obviously I'd nominate myself, but my team need me this year.

I saw your FB post regarding Karren Brady. I think, that on balance, I probably would.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:23, Reply)

THANK YOU
I was pissed when I wrote it mind.

Do we promote Trott to opener, as he's been practically playing there for over a year? Or is he too valuable at 3? I'd stick KP in first myself.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:25, Reply)

Either would be a decent shout.
Maybe KP, as he's quite used to being back in the shed by lunch on day one anyway.

Seriously though the last test aside his form has been appalling, and I wouldn't have been surprised to see him getting the boot ages ago.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:29, Reply)

The problem with KP is also the best reason to keep him in the team
He thinks he can batter any bowler in the world to any part of any ground at any time he chooses, and has no concept of bedding in and maintaining his wicket. And he can. Sometimes.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:31, Reply)

I agree
however he does have some quite fundamental issues with his batting that he fails to address.

His declining test average cannot be ignored though.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:36, Reply)

Very true on both counts
Not exactly lining up to take his place though are they?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:39, Reply)

Well there is some truth in that, but the England A lot have some really good players coming along
like Bairstow, Butler, etc.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:41, Reply)

Coming along is one thing
Ready to fill the number 4 slot at KP's expense is another. Wouldn't mind seeing one or both of them blooded against the Windies mind
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:49, Reply)

Yeah, they're pish.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:55, Reply)

Oh I don't know.
I'm doing a pretty good job of ignoring it completely.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:40, Reply)

You fucking liar
You have the averages of England's entire squad memorised, in alphabetical order.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:44, Reply)

Fine, THANKS FOR ASKING
cunt
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:19, Reply)

*click*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:20, Reply)

I asked you yesterday!
Christ, I thought I was needy. Because I am.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:21, Reply)