we invested in a tarty one
i don't smoke, other than the obvious, and i'm not smoking for the sake of smoking.
found the moment of truth when you're thinking 'i just spent £85 on a BONG ffs this better work' was realising that after a week of use, the glassware past the carbon filter was still clean, and the water too. worth it.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:17, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I read that as "farty one"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:18, Reply)

nope
that's MY role in the house.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:20, Reply)

Do you have a link to where you got it, please?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:19, Reply)

i don't but it's a shop in the brighton lanes called the marketplace
it's a roor blue series with optional carbon filter. glass gauzes too, so no skanky rusty ones, taste of metal, or scrabbling for tinfoil when you run out.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:22, Reply)

If Brighton wasn't chock full of benders and Fat Boy Slim I might have been up for a day trip to check this out.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:30, Reply)

despite my *ahem* rugged good looks
i am yet to be accosted by a man for the purposes of hanky-panky.
with the possible exception of a man who, seemingly unable to find the door of the toilets in concorde one night, was striking up conversations with people as they pissed. he was talkign to my junk, i was like 'erm.. wtf?' he was like 'it's ok, i'm gay!' i forgave him because he was gurning like a chimp eating pop-rocks and ther was a large bouncer bearing down on him at the time.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:35, Reply)

i can also recommend
everyone does it .com (remove spaces) they're like amazon for mashheads.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:36, Reply)